Funny Quirky Secret Santa Ideas For Him And Her That Actually Don’t Suck

If you're stuck choosing Secret Santa gifts, you don’t want to be the one who brings a boring mug. This year, go quirky or go home.

Whether you're shopping for unique secret santa gifts colleagues, quirky Secret Santa ideas never fail to get a laugh—especially when they’re equal parts cheeky and charming.

Shopping for men? Bin the bottle opener. Instead, try a retro bar sign. The more random, the better.

Ladies love a gift with attitude. A novelty clutch bag shaped like a typewriter might just win you the unofficial Secret Santa crown.

Still not sure? Here's the trick: **aim for a mix of retro charm and unexpected humour**. Think:
A 1950s diner-style toast rack
An old-school apothecary jar filled with jelly beans
A candle that smells like ‘Regret’

Great gifts come in small, hilariously-wrapped packages. It’s about surprising someone with something cooler than expected.

If it doesn’t make someone snort with laughter, what’s the point?

The best part? You’ll find the truly unforgettable ones in our Secret Santa gift guide. From vintage curios to full-blown chaos in a box, we’ve curated the weirdest winners.

So stop scrolling and start wrapping. Your perfect, funny, retro Secret Santa gift is ready to be unwrapped.

Because the best gifts for secret santa at work are the ones people *never* forget.